Who: Kai and Heike, aka the Platonic Husband Duo
When: Late afternoon, July 15th
Where: The shops of Liberty
Why: Lady luck is clearly not siding for Team Denmark today

( About nothing and everything at all. )

Who: The Dutchman and the Dane
When: Midafternoon, July 15th
Where: Wilm's apartment
Why: If ever there was a time Kai regretted being known as the resident pot smoker, now was it.

( Praying for the death of a man I'll never meet. )

Who: The Danish Inquisition
When: Saturday Evening, March 19th
Where: Søren and Kai's apartment
What: Easter time draws near, and some very important letters are now a month or greater late. Also, it's time to get “that purple shit” out of someone's hair, and what better time than this to issue a 1-800-brotalk about the boundaries of trust.

( Dear Grandma: I hope you aren't dead. ... God Påske! )

WHO: Tino and Marcello
WHEN: March 14th, Monday morning.
WHERE: Downtown
WHAT: An eager young cop tails a careless late teen.

( Get it? Late teen..? Haha..ha...ha. )

Who: Berwald and Marcello
When: Sunday evening, March 6th
Where: Anonymous trade school at Liberty
What: So a Seborgan and a Swede get locked in a building...

( Wait, wait. I think I've heard this one before... )

Who: Willem and Afonso
When: Sunday, February 06, during the superbowl
Where: The Winchester
What: A Dutch bartender and a Portuguese journalist commiserate over a distaste for American sports.

( Sadly, things go downhill from there. )

WHO: Yue and Sararara. In that order.
WHEN: The noon of January 22nd
WHERE: One of the more known parks in Liberty.
WHAT: Score-settling. This is self-explanatory.

( This might turn ugly. And cold. )

WHO: Emiliano and Jiwa
WHEN: January 22, late Saturday morning.
WHERE: The Charleston
WHAT: Apparently, trying to hide the new bruises sustained after working out/a morning boxing session never goes well when the person you're trying to hide them from happens to be your girlfriend.

( ...o-oh, I've used the )

WHO: Liberty's one and only esexi y espici lady cop and the Kiwi that crossed her
WHEN: January 22nd, a bit after 1 AM (as known as Stupid O'Clock)
WHERE: A main thoroughfare and after that, who knows~
WHAT: The flash bastard (bitch?) flashed a little too brightly

( You have the right to remain silent. No, seriously. Just shut up. )

Who: Point I(on) to Point M(arić)
When: Tuesday January 4th, around four P.M.
Where: Liberty University to the Professor's studio apartment
What: Hypothesis: It should take only one student to assist in the transport of five heavy containers. First thread yey
( What's YOUR malfunction? )